Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars