What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !