Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

What are the 2 numbers?

Her: 44&66 HARDER!

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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.