Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.