Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

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What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!