Because, they're so darn stupid!
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
One, but he wishes it was two.
0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
They both aren't artichokes
It died.
