What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.