Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Where do all the normies play?

In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow