Why did the lion always lose at poker?

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.