Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
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Because of all the Cheetahs!
Too many cheetahs.
You will lose every hand.
Liquor in the front poker in the back.
They have to take ACE inhibitors.
Because it's a high steaks game
Because they don't know what a full house is
Too many cheetahs
He was playing with a cheetah.
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Because there's cheetahs.
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
High Steaks
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
She goes to the bathroom.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
first post) Ace of spays
Too many Cheetahs.
They always fold.
A cardvark!
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
Wake me up before you glow glow !
You poke poke poker face
The steaks were getting too damn high.
They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
A chicken tender.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
A: An animal that talks your head off.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
Because of all the cheetahs !
Ebola cereal!
After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
I keep getting calls in the night.
you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
