What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!