Animal Kingdom Jokes

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.