Animal Kingdom Jokes

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.