Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do