How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

Baguette Jokes More Baguette Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll