Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around