How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

Bed Sheet Jokes More Bed Sheet Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Macy Jokes More Macy Jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.