How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

Bed Sheet Jokes More Bed Sheet Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys