How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.