How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.