How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.