What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Macy Jokes More Macy Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.