John Linen
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
A divorce lawyer.
The rest are hunting peckers.
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
He was taking a sheet.
A: It stole the show!
I love the pokey, mon.
A: To see how long he slept.
The sock under my bed.
Tennish.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
I'll let my friend answer that one:
Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
