Bed Sheet Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

What does Reddit need?

Ahmad.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.