What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.