What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

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Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.