Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha