Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.