How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)