How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!