How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.