Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!