Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.