How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Dial Jokes More Dial Jokes

Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ?

Crock and Dial Dundee !

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."