Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Bulge Jokes More Bulge Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...