Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

Bulge Jokes More Bulge Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...