Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

What did you win?

Atrophy

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...