What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

Previous Random Joke Next
Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Custer Jokes More Custer Jokes

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !