Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.