Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.