Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT