Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.