Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Why are black girls tame in bed?

Because they have no daddy issues.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.