What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.