Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.