Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.