Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.