How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...