How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.