How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.