Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

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What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.