How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

All the cotton has been picked from her tampon.

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!