How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.