A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Your calves!
Because it's Homo.
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
A Clock-18
They have the knights watch .
A Brazilian.
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.