Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

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Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys