Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.