Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla