Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What do you call an aborted Czechoslovakian?

A cancelled Chzeck.

Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics?

It wasn't going over too well.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.