How do you pay for incense?

In cents

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

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How do you pay for incense?

In cents

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.