Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.