What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

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What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

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What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.