What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak