What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak