What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak