What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

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What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy) .

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.