What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

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What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.