Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.