What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.