Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

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Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.