Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.