What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

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What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert