What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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Progressive.

What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

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What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

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Battle Royale with cheese

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert