Camembert Jokes

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Out Jokes More Out Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!