How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What's the quietest element?

A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon.

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

Maze Jokes More Maze Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.