How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Maze Jokes More Maze Jokes

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.