What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

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Prophet.

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!