Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!